Slipping.

[sharplittleteeth]

Five Things I've Done That You Lot (Probably) Haven't:

1. Interviewed Neil Gaiman.
   Asked a gang on a tram to stop hitting a pensioner. Talked said gang down from stabbing me. Then continued on -- somewhat shaken -- to the launch night for a poetry website.
   
2. Created a free minicomic and handed it out at Goth clubs, as a way of meeting girls. (It worked.)
3. Ridden a decrepit bicycle along the side of the Zambezi River, Zimbabwe.
4. Come face to face with a wild elephant whilst riding a decrepit bicycle along the side of the Zambezi River, Zimbabwe.
5. Won the flash fiction category of the inaugural Australian Horror Writers Association's short story competition

One Thing I've Done That Lots of You Have Done Too:

1. This meme.