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sharplittleteethJULY STAFF NEWS - IT SERVICES
So. A month in to the role. Still not Dictator Of The World yet.
Have managed to hire a new minion, though.
I mean Server Administrator. Server Administrator. Can’t call them minions anymore. The union gets upset. He’s starting on August 11th.
This towering victory is somewhat offset by our programmer taking a month’s leave. She’s off to compete at an international roller derby tournament in Las Vegas, followed by travel in London, Berlin and Malaysia.
Note to HR: can I hire some flying monkeys to fill in?
Other progress in IT’s Plans To Rule The World: have created a new staff Intranet. Because it’s based in Lotus Notes, it will be easier for each department to maintain their own forms and documents. (Also, subliminal messages embedded into each page allow IT to create an army of hypnozombies.)
Right. I have to go do a budget reforecast.
No one told me Evil Overlords have to do budgets.
So. A month in to the role. Still not Dictator Of The World yet.
Have managed to hire a new minion, though.
I mean Server Administrator. Server Administrator. Can’t call them minions anymore. The union gets upset. He’s starting on August 11th.
This towering victory is somewhat offset by our programmer taking a month’s leave. She’s off to compete at an international roller derby tournament in Las Vegas, followed by travel in London, Berlin and Malaysia.
Note to HR: can I hire some flying monkeys to fill in?
Other progress in IT’s Plans To Rule The World: have created a new staff Intranet. Because it’s based in Lotus Notes, it will be easier for each department to maintain their own forms and documents. (Also, subliminal messages embedded into each page allow IT to create an army of hypnozombies.)
Right. I have to go do a budget reforecast.
No one told me Evil Overlords have to do budgets.
