Form the eldritch depths

[sharplittleteeth]

You know how spambots use random text for subject lines, on the theory that it will defeat spam filters? Sometimes it produces some surreal poetry, which is amusing, but hardly likely to make me read their rubbish.

And then today I get this:

feast to the son of the dark: waters in and under the elders that ye

Great. They're spamming me with the Necronomicon now.

This is how the zombie apocalypse gets started.