Look. I'm tired. I didn't get much sleep last night. So I made a bad mistake.
I read an interview with the guy who started the DO and DON'T columns in Vice magazine.
Reading Vice magazine always made my skin crawl. I hated myself for reading it, and the rest of the world for allowing something so smug and vile to exist. The DO and DON'T column was the smuggest and lowest of that cess pool.
Apparently, the person who started this column left Vice and started a website. The website is basically the DO and DON'T columns, but now with extra wit and subtly as reflected by the website's title: Street Boner.
I suppose I should thank him. He's given me an idea for my next cutting edge website. It's called
DAVID FLIES TO NEW YORK WITH NOTHJING IN HIS LUGGAGE BUT A SINGLE HOUSE BRICK, THEN HE USES THAT BRICK TO SMASH IN THE FACES OF SEXIST HIPSTER ARSEHOLES.
I read an interview with the guy who started the DO and DON'T columns in Vice magazine.
Reading Vice magazine always made my skin crawl. I hated myself for reading it, and the rest of the world for allowing something so smug and vile to exist. The DO and DON'T column was the smuggest and lowest of that cess pool.
Apparently, the person who started this column left Vice and started a website. The website is basically the DO and DON'T columns, but now with extra wit and subtly as reflected by the website's title: Street Boner.
I suppose I should thank him. He's given me an idea for my next cutting edge website. It's called
DAVID FLIES TO NEW YORK WITH NOTHJING IN HIS LUGGAGE BUT A SINGLE HOUSE BRICK, THEN HE USES THAT BRICK TO SMASH IN THE FACES OF SEXIST HIPSTER ARSEHOLES.